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The Google Jacket Is Smarter Than Ever (However Nonetheless Lovely Dumb)

I had all of it deliberate out. At the subway experience house, I’d been futzing round within the Jacquard app, assigning movements to my Levi’s Trucker Jacket with Jacquard via Google. A easy double-tap to the wrist cuff as I neared my condominium, and after I walked in the course of the door, I’d strut in to “Touch the Sky” via Kanye West. Silly, useless, and mildly dorky sure, however I'm additional and it’d had been a amusing approach to announce I used to be house to my pets and spouse.
I had it all planned out. On the subway ride home, I’d been futzing around in the Jacquard app, assigning actions to my Levi’s Trucker Jacket with Jacquard by Google. A simple double-tap to the wrist cuff as I neared my apartment, and when I walked through the door, I’d strut in to “Touch the Sky” by Kanye West. Stupid, vain, and mildly dorky yes, but I am extra and it’d have been a fun way to announce I was home to my pets and partner.

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Author: Victoria Song

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